- I subscribed to a blog about dieting
- I also subscribed to a blog about loving food
- I'm not a bad ballerina! :) Way to go, back muscles!
- Moorpark guys have a light on but not much inside. Looks like looks only carry you so far in life... or at least in my books.
- I'm still on vacation...
- A month and 2 weeks
- I'm scared for college life...
- I'll probably miss my mom the most
- All this anxiety is giving me stomach problems and sleep disorders
- I have a shatload of candy
- I love editing essays...
- I'm considering way too many career options: General Physician, Art Gallery director, interior designer, editor, culinary artist.
- I really love art, art history, art people.
- I'm probably going to need a kidney transplant sometime in the future... not because of drinking.. just weak kidneys
- No one is probably gonna visit me when they have all their thxgiving weekend reunions with friends/family.
- no one is probably gonna visit me when they have all their winter break reunions with friends/family.
- I was obsessed with poop at one point in time.. (a composition from Junior Year.. pretty funny)
A Trip to Relief

The lavatory gleamed white with the shine tiles reflecting the fluorescent lights above. Waiting dutifully and respectfully, the toilet sat. Avery peeked into the freshly cleaned bathroom, peeled off his shorts and underwear, and rested upon the toilet seat relieved no one had taken this stall – the only clean stall. Concentrated and slightly watering, Avery’s eyes fixed their gaze ahead as he slowly relieved himself. Three sheets at a time, cleanly ripped at the perforated lines, the roll of Charmin’ quietly released its white cotton sheets of paper into Avery’s slim fingers. Left square onto the center square and right square on top, Avery folded and crisped the edges of each of the six stacks of paper. Five minutes later, his eyes relaxed, pacified and relieved. Using his skilled hands, Avery graced his bottom exactly once with each stack careful to fold the three-ply squares once directly in half before disposing it in the toilet water. One by one, the six stacks were used until Avery was satisfied with the level of sanitation internally and externally. Both hands on his khaki shorts, Avery pulled up his shorts above his hips and below his navel three inches from each and turned around to flush